PORCH LIGHT AND PARANORIA VIRTUAL RETREAT
AUGUST 25TH - 29TH 

Every horror movie you have seen to date has warned you not to open this door. 

Yet here you are. This room is locked for a reason—a heavily fortified, sealed vault completely separated from the rest of the house to protect the general public. 

There are no movies playing on these stone walls, and no distractions to hide behind. Behind this barrier lies the raw, unfiltered dissection of the deeper mechanics of the madness. 

Turn the key and step inside for immediate, fast-pass access straight to the enlightenment that you seek, sitting face-to-face with the creators themselves during our live Q&As. 

Just listen closely, because "we have such sights to show you," and once the door slams shut, the secrets disappear forever.